escapeawkward:

i wonder if there is anyone nervous to talk to me.

(Source: biblefag, via unrequited--feelings)

@2 hours ago with 261817 notes

leonkumquat:

when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

(via imightevenfly)

@4 hours ago with 23729 notes

(Source: mattys1975, via xxartpopxx)

@4 hours ago with 182765 notes

"

I want to text you. Just to remind you that I’m still here.

But then I remember that you know I’m here. You just don’t care.

"

Midnight thoughts (I won’t do this again)

(Source: reality-escape-artist, via addle-d)

@4 hours ago with 78032 notes

prostitourettes:

no kissing emoticon before marriage

(Source: nothingcompares2ubysineadoconnor, via yipes)

@4 hours ago with 173038 notes

alvaroruso13:

when youre in 1st place in Mario Kart and someone throws a blue shell

image 

(via spork)

@4 hours ago with 146517 notes

"They haven’t forgotten about you, they just don’t need you right now."

@4 hours ago with 2703 notes

"You did not love me,
You just loved the fact that I was here for you.
You loved the attention I gave you,
You loved the fact that I would drop anything for you.
You did not love me, but god,
I loved you."

@4 hours ago with 67563 notes

octobra:

sorry mom you’ve hit ask limit

(Source: youtubeofficial, via cumfort)

@2 hours ago with 385057 notes

accidnet:

single and ready 2 flamingle

image

(Source: mondegreener, via idiote--inutile)

@4 hours ago with 325194 notes

I hate the annoying “talking” phase I can’t wait to start fucking and I can’t wait to start cussing you out over Instagram hoes

(Source: wavebuilders, via jlnevu)

@4 hours ago with 3266 notes

Mildly sexual blog ♥
@4 hours ago with 4590 notes
*guy ignores me*
me:jus wait till my selfies drop
@4 hours ago with 1140 notes

macklemack:

50 shades of dark circles under my eyes

(Source: ratche-t, via unrequited--feelings)

@4 hours ago with 1731138 notes
midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

midnight-sun-rising:

brohaaaan:

me in the financial aid office

Me in corporate America

(Source: ungifable, via macdaddyday)

@4 hours ago with 96723 notes